Funny Things you tell the customer
April 01 2010 - 08:08 PM
So, it got me thinking, you guys that have been in the business for awhile I'm sure have some great stories......lets hear them!!!!
April 01 2010 - 09:51 PM
I tell them ultra performance is ceramic
WHAT!!!.....ultra performance is NOT ceramic????
April 01 2010 - 10:11 PM
Me: is it a limo?
Me: (trying not to laugh)
Me: explain state laws and pricing on the film
Customer: how mush are you teents
Me: how many are you looking to buy
I guess I shouldn't pick on people but meh I need to have some fun
April 02 2010 - 12:14 AM
April 02 2010 - 03:47 AM
Me: No ma'am, we charge extra if you want bubbles.
Customer: ............... .............wha?..........really?
April 02 2010 - 04:12 AM
April 02 2010 - 06:12 AM
when asked how much exp. I have , I tell them I watched a video last night ....
ha ha......well once I have their keys in hand I tell them "oh Im not a real tinter, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
ha.... This also works well when people come up to the engine to start conversations by asking how long I've been Firefighting I say, "oh....no....no....I'm not really a fireman, I stayed at that Holiday Inn Express last night,,,,I'm really an accountant"!!!! Ha! They always look puzzled until they remember the popular adcampaigne!
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