KA-BOOM!

So I'm tinting a car this morning, and My bay is the last one in the shop, and directly on the other side of the wall, is the gas pump, where they fill up the new cars. So, the gas truck is out there, as usual, filling up the tanks, when all
of a sudden KA-BOOM! It scared the absolute .uck outta Me, and I looked up and saw smoke! I'm thinking, ok, I probably would be dead already if the gas tanks blew up so WTF was that? Turns out one of the tires on the gas truck exploded. When I say it was the loudest explosion I ever heard, I'm not kidding! Oh, and I almost pooped Myself.
Purple Heart? ......JUST KIDDING TD!

Dang man, glad it wasn't something worse! Do you know what made the tire explode?

Oh yeah, no purple hearts for crapping your pants.

What made it explode, but it shot the dam chrome lug covers about 30 feet, knocked the rim crooked, and scared the bejeezus out of everybody in the service drive. Loudest thing I ever heard.

It was SO loud you threw your sprayer onto the ground and busted the crap outta it ???

:%&$#

Not a purple heart??? Well how bout a brown

Maybe.......

Kinda gives new meaning to BOOMS2GO.... Get it... BOOMS...2GO...... OK give me more time ill come up with something better.

No, that was actually pretty........clever.......

Musta been fun trying to find someone to go buy you some clean underwear and clean pants !
You sure couldn't call the 1 hour cleaners to come getem !