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Mike Tyson will have to fight -- and fight often -- to get out of debt, despite the prospect of a $14 million payment from Don King to settle his claims against the promoter.

Tyson will drop his $100 million suit against King in exchange for the payment, but the former heavyweight champion will see none of the money. It will go toward paying some $38.4 million Tyson owes to various creditors, the Internal Revenue Service and his ex-wife, Monica.

The other part of Tyson's story is well-known. The most feared boxer of his time, he spent three years in prison for $%#% and squandered some $300 million in purses over the years.

At the age of 38, he's broke and living in a small house in Phoenix, where he's in training. His two homes in Las Vegas are up for sale, with the proceeds already earmarked for the bankruptcy court fund to pay his numerous debts.

How to you blow that much money so fast?? :whisper:lol

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Guest tark101

hahaha, yeah we would haul ass home everyday too see what he got himself into.

:lol

Man, Our lives consisted of sportscenter, baseball simulater 1000, and MTV :whisper

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There was a small write up about him (Tyson) getting his boxing license in New Jersey, but the govenor will try to stop him from fighting within the state because the gov. believes Tyson has poor sportsmanship qualities. Who knows where he will ever fight or put on a show again.

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Guest pmuzik

mikey top ten :thumb

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NO. 10

Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all.

NO. 9

This gives new meaning to "box lunch."

NO. 8

Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"

NO. 7

Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.

NO. 6

What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"

NO. 5

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory

NO. 4

Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."

NO. 3

How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

NO. 2

Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences

NO. 1

When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it tasted like chicken."

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There was a small write up about him (Tyson) getting his boxing license in New Jersey, but the govenor will try to stop him from fighting within the state because the gov. believes Tyson has poor sportsmanship qualities. Who knows where he will ever fight or put on a show again.

That must mean Tony Stewart will never be able to race in Jersey?

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