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BLUENECKS are Northerners --- the opposite

> of Rednecks ...

>

> You might be a Blueneck if ..

>

> * Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call

> them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

>

> * You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." You don't

> know what "BBQ" stands for.

>

> * You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

>

> * You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the

> side of

> the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts) .

>

> * You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"

> correctly.

>

> * For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.

>

> * You don't know what a moon pie is.

>

> * You've never had an RC Cola.

>

> * You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.

>

> * You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

>

> * You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are

> on road trips.

>

> * You have no idea what a polecat is.

>

> * You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.

>

> * You don't have bangs.

>

> * You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.

>

> * You would rather have your son become lawyer than grow up to get his

> own TV fishing show.

>

> * You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."

>

> * You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

>

> * You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife

> show.

>

> * You think more money should go to important scientific research at

> your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

>

> * You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

>

> * The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on

> an on-ramp to the highway.

>

> * You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

>

> * You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.

>

> * The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman

> Marcus.

>

> * You call binoculars opera glasses.

>

> * You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of

> the road and stopping.

>

> * You don't know anyone with at least two first names (I.e., Joe Bob,

> Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

>

> * You don't know any women with male names (I.e., Tommie, Bobbie,

> Johnnie, Jimmie).

>

> * You don't have Maw-maw's &Paw-paw's.

>

> * You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

>

> * None of your fur coats is homemade.

>

> * You have no idea who the Allisons or Pettys are.

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Guest DixieGraphics

> * You don't know any women with male names (I.e., Tommie, Bobbie,

> Johnnie, Jimmie).

anyone besides me know a girl named michael? and a two guys named

carey? :thumb

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> * You don't know any women with male names (I.e., Tommie, Bobbie,

> Johnnie, Jimmie).

anyone besides me know a girl named michael? and a two guys named

carey? :thumb

I know a girl named michael. and one guy named cary. the girl was named after her father and mother. first name michael, middle name ann. called by first and middle most of the time :lol6

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BLUENECKS are Northerners --- the opposite

> of Rednecks ...

>

> You might be a Blueneck if ..

>

> * Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call

> them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

>

> * You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." You don't

> know what "BBQ" stands for.

>

> * You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

>

> * You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the

> side of

> the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts) .

>

> * You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"

> correctly.

>

> * For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.

>

> * You don't know what a moon pie is.

>

> * You've never had an RC Cola.

>

> * You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.

>

> * You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

>

> * You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are

> on road trips.

>

> * You have no idea what a polecat is.

>

> * You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.

>

> * You don't have bangs.

>

> * You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.

>

> * You would rather have your son become lawyer than grow up to get his

> own TV fishing show.

>

> * You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."

>

> * You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

>

> * You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife

> show.

>

> * You think more money should go to important scientific research at

> your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

>

> * You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.

>

> * The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on

> an on-ramp to the highway.

>

> * You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

>

> * You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.

>

> * The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman

> Marcus.

>

> * You call binoculars opera glasses.

>

> * You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of

> the road and stopping.

>

> * You don't know anyone with at least two first names (I.e., Joe Bob,

> Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

>

> * You don't know any women with male names (I.e., Tommie, Bobbie,

> Johnnie, Jimmie).

>

> * You don't have Maw-maw's &Paw-paw's.

>

> * You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

>

> * None of your fur coats is homemade.

>

> * You have no idea who the Allisons or Pettys are.

I guess I'm a half-breed. If eating fried chicken with your hands makes you a redneck....then I qualify. :lol

And I know what BBQ stands for. I barbecue some good steaks...not meaning to brag.

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Guest SQUEEGEE
> * You don't know any women with male names (I.e., Tommie, Bobbie,

> Johnnie, Jimmie).

anyone besides me know a girl named michael? and a two guys named

carey? :lol

Used to have a woman neighbor named "Eddie".

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Guest Braud Spectrum
* You have no  idea what a polecat is.

:lol:rollin

$10 says half of the people here have no idea what that is. :rollin

:lol Boy that one brings back memories. My grandaddy used to have all kinds of weird little songs he'd sing to us when we were kids. When it was time to wake up Sunday morning to go to church he'd come in the room singing "Get up in the morning get up soon...if you don't catch a pole cat you're gonna catch a coon"

"Had an ol' mule and his name was Jack. Put him in the stable and he jumped out the crack" :shock

cantelope = mushmellon :lol

corn on the cob= roashneers (sp? thats how he said it)

:lol I miss him.

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