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WOMEN!!

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATlON BULLETIN

WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSlS

ELEMENT : Woman

SYMBOL : Wo

DISCOVERER : Adam

ATOMIC MASS : Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg

OCCURRENCES : Copious quantities in urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :

1. Surface usually covered with painted film.

2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied to correct places.

CHEMlCAL PROPERTIES :

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES :

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS :

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in its natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS :

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. !llegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other.

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