A little wierd...plastic surgery

[Texastintchick]

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What in the hell... if you are looking that close I mean back up... don't stare thats not what 's it is for

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

I'm perfectly happy with mine.

I have considered making both boobies the same size but since I can't make up my mind if I like the biggun or the littler Sides' I've been told....it's kinda nice to have a variety to choose from.

[Texastintchick]

I say, Be happy with who you are privates and all

[Mdog]

I sould get her off without that surgery

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vaginal lips are much too large. She asks the

doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I

thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first

rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by

yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she has had the same operation done on herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears"

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[Texastintchick]

[Guest tintgod]

[Guest tintgod]

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vaginal lips are much too large. She asks the

doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I

thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody.? The first

rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by

yourself.? The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she has had the same operation done on herself."

"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit.? He wanted to thank you for his new ears"

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and this is the guy from upstairs

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

Poor guy. Those are some humongous ears.

I've hears ears keep growing. You know my grandaddy ears got huge when he got old. He was in his 90's. Or maybe he shrunk and his ears stayed the same.