Guest Braud Spectrum Posted August 9, 2003 Report Share Posted August 9, 2003 Two snakes were basking in the sun. One says to the other, " Hey...are we poisonous?" The other says "Certainly...why do you ask?" "I just bit my tongue!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thetintshop Posted August 9, 2003 Report Share Posted August 9, 2003 Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, "that tasted like bull s**t! "The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SQUEEGEE Posted August 9, 2003 Report Share Posted August 9, 2003 Classic TTS. I'll have to remember that one. What's the difference between the O.J. Simpson and THE LION KING ??? One is an African Lion and the other is a lyin' African. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blackglass Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 dirty flash jokes this is a good site if you like dirty cartoon jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SQUEEGEE Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 I heard this one on the "Dennis Leary Roast" tonight on Comedy Central. A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...and that was just the first guy... barrum-pish (rim-shot) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Rama Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 I know this is old, you've all probably seen it, saw it on a bumper sticker the other day. You wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thetintshop Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 America has finally captured Saddam Hussein! They sprayed Iraq with V!AGRA, and the prick stood up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thetintshop Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 man, you so ugly, yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Film Maverick Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 your mama's so ugly that when you took her to an ugly contest the judges said: "Sorry - No professionals allowed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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