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My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your

54

years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you

as a

good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you will

not

wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my

18

year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be

perturbed, as

I shall be back home before midnight.

***When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining

room

table.

My Dear Husband,

I received you letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to

take

this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the

same

time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at

the

Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary,

is

also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent

knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same

situation,

although with one small difference. Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more

times

than 54 goes in eighteen. Therefore, I will not be back until

lunchtime

tomorrow.

:thumbdown:popcorn

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