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My wife buys me a new razor to replace the one I left in the motel while we were in the Keys. I take it out of the package and put it away. Didn't really look at it, its a razor, after all.

I get up around 2:30 am and go into the living room to smoke a cig. I fumble around in the dark for a lighter. AHA! found one. I go to light my cig, and ZAP!!! I yell, lighter goes flying, and I hear tee heee hee from the bedroom! She got me good! Back to bed.

I get up and jump in the shower, grab my new razor. I get it just on the face and BZZZZZ!!! The razor goes flying, I scream shiaat! WTF?, and by now she is hysterical!!! Skeert the POOP out of me. What moron came up with the idea for a vibrating razor for a man? Thats just plain wrong!!! :?


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