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Guest S and S

A teacher asks her class,

"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little BILLY.

He replies,

"None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies,

"The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,

"Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied,

"The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

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Guest cadillacstars

I'd have guessed none of them were married. There wasn't one sitting there not eating her ice cream while there was some guy standing there begging her to eat it. :lol

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Guest MidcoastMW

:lol, U would think she'd say the one bitting was married cause I always hear once your married they dont wanna do it anymore...

Thankfully, Im not married yet. :thumb

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