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A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she

stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it,

and

SNAP!!!, a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told

her he would grant her ONE wish.

She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get

three wishes if I ever found a Genie."

The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are a

fairy-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que

quieres?"

The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East. See

this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I

want

all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos

to love the Arabs." She continued, "It will bring world peace and

harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE!

Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out

of

shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT

THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done.

PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable! HIJOLE!"

The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to

find

the right man. I want a boyfriend, Mexican... but a good one!

You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun,

likes dancing cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be

great in bed and I want him to get along con mi familia. Oh, and make sure

that he is

FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's what I wish

for....a good Mexican man!"

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said,

"Vieja!!!.. Let me see that @#$% map again!"

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