Jump to content

DIY security system


Guest Braud Spectrum

Recommended Posts

Guest Braud Spectrum

I was recently burglarized so while looking for an economical security system ran across this.

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door......

"Hey Bubba - Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside."

:woowoo Worth a try. :lol2

Link to comment
Guest zolar

sounds like my house :lol6

...............no really :lol

:beer Yeah mine too!!!!! Aside from the dogs-we have surveillance cameras and alarm system!!! The last burglar got to meet my pit-and the emergency room!!!! :evileye:lol

GOOD DOG !!!!! :beer

:lol

Link to comment

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...