dear squeeg

[Guest Zrok]

Dear squeegee,

I had a lady that came back for sum bullshizzle....so I retinted her car....yes the whole car....she came back to get it and still wasn't happy, refused to pay so I pulled the film right in front of her....told her she was paying for my time....she was furious.....in the end, I wound up pulling the car back in to get the glue off, and as it was inside (middle of winter mind you...snowing like hell outside) as it was inside, I dumped about 1/4 of a bottle of 'skunk scent' down her defrosters...is this bad ethically? imagine turning the blower on high and gettin that in the face ?? LMAO she hasnt been back in a long time, I wonder why?

[Guest SQUEEGEE]

Although Squeegee does not recommend taking such drastic measures I've been known to carry a nifty little supply of catfish "stink-bait" for such said situations.

For those who think revenge is a dish best served cold are sadly mistaken. Wait until she turns on the heater next winter.

Cheers to you mate.

[Guest reddot]

I super-glued a glove box once..never knew what happened it was years ago...A friend of mine once put hot solder in a trunk key hole too...

[Guest reddot]

I super-glued a glove box once..never knew what happened it was years ago...A friend of mine once put hot solder in a trunk key hole too...

[Guest reddot]

now that I'm thinking on the revenge topic I think a scrambled raw egg in a door panel could create a real nice funk when summer hits the hot season...oh my just thinking of that one

[Guest SQUEEGEE]

now that I'm thinking on the revenge topic I think a scrambled raw egg in a door panel could create a real nice funk when summer hits the hot season...oh my  just thinking of that one

I think catfish bait works best because the closest I can describe the scent is sweaty, been working in a ditch all day, ass.

They'll be wondering if they or the person who's riding with them has cleaned themselves properly.

[Guest thetintshop]

while I don't condone taking any such actions against an asshat customer, I have been known to pull the cowl and pull the windshield washer line off the posts. it's nothing drastic and can be easily fixed. but it sure does drive the customer nuts for a while.

[oldtinter]

[Guest reddot]

before they changed most of the washer sprayers we used to take a pin and open up the nozzle on the spray head..this would shoot the fluid right over the top and blast the car behind you..this was done to my friends car so we could spray coke at :asshat following to close... nothing like smearing some coke all over a window going down the road..what a mess

[Guest DixieGraphics]

omg.... way too many good ideas here to cheer me up when I'm hungover