drivers

[Guest Beeline]

Identifying Drivers

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window

NEW YORK

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:

CHICAGO

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:

NEW JERSEY

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:

BOSTON

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,

cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:

LOS ANGELES

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:

IOWA, but driving in CALIFORNIA

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:

ITALY

One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, blasting radio,

banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:

SEATTLE

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,

throwing McDonald's bag out the window:

TEXAS

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,

beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:

MISSISSIPPI.

And, of course, two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,

driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:

FLORIDA

[Texastintchick]

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,

throwing McDonald's bag out the window:

TEXAS

[Guest solarspot]

Hey sometimes we eat at Waterburger

[Guest S and S]

Texas kinda sounds like NC to me

[big money]

Mississippi sounds like South Carolina.

Georgia would have to add goats on the back of the four wheel drive.

[TintDude]

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:

IOWA, but driving in CALIFORNIA

:uh

[Guest nautiboi73]

And, of course, two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,

driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:

FLORIDA