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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil

Smith....He's hidin' weed inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but

he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using

axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no weed.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff



"Did they chop your firewood?"

"They sure did"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)...:.)...

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