Mike Vanderjack

[tint123]

Was with the Cowboys until earlier this week when he was cut from the team. Was missing too many field goals.

As he got into his car to leave the team parking lot, he hit a goal post.

Then, he was considering purchase of a Motorcycle, but he could not kick start it !

Tried to hang himself, but could not kick the chair out from under him !

Got a job as a Bouncer at a club, but was fired 2 hours later, he could not kick out a trouble maker !

Although, he has one good thing going for him. He has the gift of Eternal Life ! He will never die, as we all know, he will never kick the bucket !

[big money]

[TintDude]

That's cold.

[TINTZEUS]

Dude....every time a kicker misses......HE VANDERJACKED IT....been like that for awhile.

[Guest CajunTinter]

Vanderjagt tried to kill himself again tonight;

Good News though........

The bullet was wide right!!!!

[TINTZEUS]

[Guest haroldshouseoftint]

ya I bet him and edgrin james wish they took less money and stayed in Indy

[Mdog]

I am so glad that punk is gone finally.

[TINTDESIGNZ]

If the Cowboys could only find a kicker as good as the punter!

[tintnfool]

Yeah, he was way overdue for being let go.

But you also have to consider if the offense would just get into the endzone, they wouldn't need the kicker.