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Mike Vanderjack

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Was with the Cowboys until earlier this week when he was cut from the team. Was missing too many field goals.

As he got into his car to leave the team parking lot, he hit a goal post.

Then, he was considering purchase of a Motorcycle, but he could not kick start it !

Tried to hang himself, but could not kick the chair out from under him !

Got a job as a Bouncer at a club, but was fired 2 hours later, he could not kick out a trouble maker !

Although, he has one good thing going for him. He has the gift of Eternal Life ! He will never die, as we all know, he will never kick the bucket !

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