Little Johnny

[Guest EasttxRdneck]

Christmas List

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said: "Since

Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to

bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile

of dog in place of the gifts he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted

for Christmas. "I want a dam teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up.

When I go downstairs I want to see a phcking train going around the

sh*tty tree. And when I go outside I want to see a nice ass bike

leaning up against the phcking garage."

Christmas morning, Little Johnny rolled over into a pile of dog .

Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.

Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog

by the garage.

When John ny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his

Dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the motherpucker!"

[Guest Crackz]

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Christmas List

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said: "Since

Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to

bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile

of dog in place of the gifts he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted

for Christmas. "I want a dam teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up.

When I go downstairs I want to see a phcking train going around the

sh*tty tree. And when I go outside I want to see a nice ass bike

leaning up against the phcking garage."

Christmas morning, Little Johnny rolled over into a pile of dog .

Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.

Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog

by the garage.

When John ny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his

Dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the motherpucker!"

[Guest CajunTinter]

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