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The Cowboy...........

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The Cowboy

> A successful rancher died and left everything to his

> devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and

> determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about

> ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper

> for a ranch hand.

> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the

> other a drunk.

> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else

> applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it

> would be safer to have him around the house than the

> drunk.

> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every

> day and knew a lot about ranching.

> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was

> doing very well.

> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,

> 'You have done a really goo d job, and the ranch looks

> great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one

> Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two

> o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around

> two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the

> rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of

> wine, waiting for him.

> She quietly called him over to her.

> 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

> Trembling, he did as she directed.

> 'Now take off my boots.'

> He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

> 'Now take off my socks.'

> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her

> boots.

> 'Now ta ke off my skirt.'

> He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in

> the fire light.

> 'Now take off my bra.'

> Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and

> dropped it to the floor.

> Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my

> clothes into town again, you'r e fire d.'

Didn't see THAT one coming!!! :spit:thumb:spit

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