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Rednecks and a goat

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon

a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of

it.

The first redneck says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the

bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and

listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first redneck says " There's this old transmission here, give me a hand

and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,

and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking

over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they

turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the

hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole,

and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat

around here anywhere, did you?"

The first redneck says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing

here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a

hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a

transmission! "

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