Willie goes to the bar-

[TINTDESIGNZ]

Willie walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender

"Well, I'll tell you," replies willie. "You know I live by

the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed

a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course,

went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made

love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,

sometimes her on top, every position I could get her into!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"

"Dunno. Never found her head."

[Guest goldtooth]

:twocents to funny

[Guest haroldshouseoftint]

it was the lack of head (no pun intended) that made her weigh under 250

[Guest Texstar]

I'm calling that bazzturd now. You guys don't know how close to the truth that is with him

[TINTZEUS]

Willie is gonna be mad at you and put you on ignore....cause you made fun of him.........

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[TINTZEUS]

I heard he found a coon....the size of a large dog on the tracks....

[TINTDESIGNZ]

Willie is gonna be mad at you and put you on ignore....cause you made fun of him.........

he cant ignore me!

[Slick]

:?

[tintgoeroe]

ha ha ha didn't see that one coming