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Jethro's Deer


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Each Friday night after work, jethro would fire up his

outdoor grill and cook venison steak.

But all of jethros

neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were

forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was

causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they

finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit jethro and suggested that he become

a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, jethro attended Mass.

The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, "You were

born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist’ but now you are Catholic."

jethro's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night

arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled

the neighborhood.

The priest was called immediately by the

neighbors. As the priest rushed into jethro's yard , clutching a rosary

and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in

amazement.

There stood jethro, clutching a small bottle of holy water,

which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while

chanting, "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish

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