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After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" He said hoping to be reassured..

"No, no, no!!!" She said

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."

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Did you ever hear the one about the guy who picked up a hooker and she began do do the oral deed on him as he was driving down the freeway. As he was looking in the mirror to change lanes he noticed that underneath the "woman's" dress was a very manly part..... :inot

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