Obama Jokes

ljr1977 · January 29, 2009

Baskin Robbins is introducing a new ice cream in honor of the

inauguration, " Barocky Road ". It's half vanilla, half chocolate,

surrounded by fruits and nuts!

TintDude · February 1, 2009

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know sh!t?”

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February 1, 2009

Tint Artist · February 1, 2009

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know sh!t?”

:nope :lol2 I'll be telling that one for a while!!!

TintJunkie · February 1, 2009

Obama, Michelle, and Oprah were on a plane after he was elected president elect. Obama looks out the window and says, "If I threw $100 out the window I could make 100 people happy." Michelle reponds, "I could throw a $1000 out the window and make a 1000 people happy!" Oprah, never wanting to be outdone said, "I could throw $1,000,000 out the window and make a million people happy!"

The pilots of the plane overheard their conversation, and the co-pilot leans to the pilot and says, "If we threw all three of them out the window, WE could make 57 million people happy!"