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Obama, Michelle, and Oprah were on a plane after he was elected president elect. Obama looks out the window and says, "If I threw $100 out the window I could make 100 people happy." Michelle reponds, "I could throw a $1000 out the window and make a 1000 people happy!" Oprah, never wanting to be outdone said, "I could throw $1,000,000 out the window and make a million people happy!"

The pilots of the plane overheard their conversation, and the co-pilot leans to the pilot and says, "If we threw all three of them out the window, WE could make 57 million people happy!"

:nope I like obama, but thats funny as heck

Fine...you want a racist Obama joke?

Did you know that Obama put a 40% tax on asprin?

Yeah, because the white ones are the only ones that work!

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disclaimer: I didnt make this joke up and havent retold it to anybody. I dont express the beliefs of this joke in any form.

what does JFK and Obama have in common?

nothing yet.

never in my life have I had to give or heard of a disclaimer to a joke....... :lol but danm VIP thats the funniest "not in any form" not sure whats funner the joke or the disclaimer

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Fine...you want a racist Obama joke?

Did you know that Obama put a 40% tax on asprin?

Yeah, because the white ones are the only ones that work!

:lol thats not true

Hell, lets make it 2.

Did you hear the Obama coin is being recalled?

The lips wouldnt fit through the Coke machine slot.

:lol

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