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I swear all of this is the truth....and my does it make me thankful for the life I have! :hmmm

My 1st cousin just had her second kid....she named her, Heafun Lane :rollin ! When she was in the hospital having Heafun, Reecey (her first little girl), which is 3 yrs old, told the nurse "turn off th f'n TV you nig'r" :rollin. Of course Dea, Reecey's mother said, she got in trouble for saying the "F" word but she can say nig'r :rollin ! (I just about had heart failure)

That night, my uncle drank a fifth of vodka, and stopped breathing for a several seconds. My one legged aunt pounded him on the back and saved the day!

Oh and the kicker, they all live side by side in a trailer park in the back woods of Louisiana, I kid you not :hmmm, gotta luv 'em!

I could go on and on, I got a firm reminder that I really do have kin that are true rednecks :rollin !

Thought I would share :booga , I really enjoyed spending the last week with my sis!

TTC :rollin

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Oh boy, I feel your pain. I have in-laws from Chipley Florida who migrated there from the hills of Alabama and Georgia. Wife's grandmother had 22 kids, never went to school.

The gene pond is more of a wadding pool around there.

Oh the stories I could tell.

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:thumb @TTC...My buddy in Arizona just took a job managing a trailer park...First week, Domestic Disturbance, and a Dr*g bust. :nope I bowl with the owners' kid..got my buddy the job. :lol:thumb (BTW...That trailer Park generates about 1 meeelion bucks a year gross. :lol )
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That night, my uncle drank a fifth of vodka, and stopped breathing for a several seconds. My one legged aunt pounded him on the back and saved the day!

:lol :lol :lol

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