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All temperatures in Fahrenheit

70 - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.

People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

60 - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.

People in Canada plant gardens.

50 - Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Canada sunbathe.

40 - Italian and English cars won't start.

People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32 - Distilled water freezes.

Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.

People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15 - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 DEGREES - People in Miami all stop moving.

Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 BELOW - Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40 BELOW - Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 BELOW - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"

classes until it gets cold enough.

80 BELOW - Mt. St. Helen's freezes.

People in Canada rent some videos.

100 BELOW - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 BELOW - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 BELOW - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin

scale). People in Canada start saying,

"Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over.

The Americans win a gold medal in hockey

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not long for the addicted one , heh TW? :thumb

ah.....ummm...somebody help me despute this outragious comment from FX! :lol6 (what can I say..winters are long here) however I did a 2004 Excursion,93 Probe and have a 2000 Caddi tomorrow ..yes, I do tint sometimes :thumb

(last yr for the Excursions for those that didn't know)

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I wan to know what canadians do when its 115 degrees out like it gets here in the summer :lol6

put a gun to your head and blow your brains out :thumb thats what I feel like doing :thumb

:beer I get lots of work in and stay in the air conditioning all summer :lol

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I wan to know what canadians do when its 115 degrees out like it gets here in the summer :lol6

put a gun to your head and blow your brains out :thumb thats what I feel like doing :thumb

crazy from the heat :beer

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