the english translation

[Guest thetintshop]

TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s*x all you ever think about??

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have s*x now

I'm bored = Do you want to have s*x?

What's wrong = I guess s*x tonight is out of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have s*x now!

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have s*x with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have s*x with other guys

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have s*x with you in the next ten minutes

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have s*x with me

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

[Guest Repo]

That pretty much sums it up.

[skittles15]

[Guest Blade]

[TintWizard]

[Mr paladin]

[Guest Meff]

TTS, that is excellent material there.

[Guest DixieGraphics]

yep that's about right

[Image Tint]

So, if I show that list to my wife you think she'll have s*x w/ me????

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

ahhhhhhh Now I understand. This'll come in handy for future reference.