Guest tintgod Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 What Not to Name Your Dog Everybody who has a dog names him "Rover" or "Spot". I named mine "s*x." Now, s*x has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to renew his dog license, I told the clerk, "I would like a license for s*x." He said, "I'd like to have one too!" I said, "But this is a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like." I said, "You don't understand. I've had s*x since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for s*x. He said that every room in the place was for s*x. I said, "You don't understand. s*x keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me, too." One day I entered s*x in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have s*x in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But, you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped to have s*x on TV." He called me a showoff. When my wife and I divorced, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had s*x before I was married." The judge said, "Me, too." Then I told him that after I was married, s*x disappeared. He said, "I know." Last night s*x ran off again! I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said I was looking for s*x. My case comes up Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goldntint Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 That is the best one I have heard, er I mean read in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest thetintshop Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 funny foo bar material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tintgod Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 thats cool TTS..sorry about that...didnt thinks about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FloridaTintChic Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Meff Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 um, ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Olfablade Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Don't name your dog "Stains", so you don't have to yell "Come Stains" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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