The boat

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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unknown to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle......." The old woman fainted.

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[Guest tintgod]

here is a good one...

This is pretty funny! And slick too!

This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a man

like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a

letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept

with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to

his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He

then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his

girl friend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the

rest back."

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[Guest S and S]

very funny!!