tinterluigi Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 I know this is tinting forum, But I'm bored and came across this joke. Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he says "My God, what are you doing?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a b**w j*b. The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a b**w j*b?" The nurse says, "That, sir, is the difference between Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinterluigi Posted August 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 Ran out of room The last phrase goes like this. The nurse says, "That, sir, is the difference between HMO and Blue shield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest tinterjim Posted August 22, 2004 Report Share Posted August 22, 2004 I wonder what I get at the V.A. Medical center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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