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tint bandit

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  1. I had a Tony from Fla work for me for a while"Very good detailer,but couldnt handle the NC winters.... :thumb his fiancee forgot to tell him about snow:lol Couldnt handle his lips always being chapped :lol6:lol6 Finally moved back to Fla... wonder if thats you posting bro :lol6 If so you should have hung around me and John "Jays masterfinish ,he finally left my wing :lol are about all that is left of the 12 detailing shops here and Flash pays double what we use to get :lol6

  2. So I always have 2 turkey sandwich's or ham in frig because I never have time to get out and get a healthy sandwich..I tell guy come over here... and proceded to give him a wrapped up turkey on white /lettuce..he looks at me and replies he aint had a drink "Beer " either and that was priority right now :rollin Could he have a couple of dollars too :beer ..Made him weed eat the front for the 6 pak :thumb Came back a few hours later ...shitzz faced asking about doing some mowing :lol

  3. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not K1ll." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said.. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

  4. MM you need to read the threads I have posted and write down what you can afford...but basics are ...Shop :lol preasure washer...rotory buffer...extractor if $$$ allow 1500.00 or so Chemicals...general purpose degreaser...heavy duty degreaser...Interior cleaner"carpet and cloth seats"Leather cleaner and conditioner"Glass cleaner"Micro raggs...a bunch :lol air compressor 5horse 15 gallon minimun :lol6 Washer/dryer if possible 2 washers/window raggs one regular shop towels 2 :spit Trust me :lol6 this way no streaking from cross :spit Never want a customer to drive off thinking that you couldnt even clean the windows right :beer Tip xcept from learning to buff ...window streaking is 2nd most important because its noticeable at point of pick up and last but not least a good wet/dry vac thats at least 6.5 horse 16 gallon...Ok bro your ready to go :beer

  5. :lol TTS since your leather is new ...if you get Zaino ,Lexol or whatever conditioner...not cleaner...and every weekend make sure your hands are clean....then put on like lotion "LEATHER" do this every week and your leather will stay soft and comfortable...the sides are vinyl but dont matter do the whole seat in conditioner...If it starts to soil after a while"Those nasty backseats when tinting" then use a cleaner/conditioner ...then go back to your regular routine :lol Those new honda's have some awsome take off power for that type of car ,Glad I had my seat belt on yesterday after picking up a 2dr prelude :spit
  6. 1000to 1700 is all you need to get started...The craftsman is great for weight and learning to glide around corners ect..I start everyone out on them even when someone says I been buffing for 5 years.... :lol6 Show meeee :lol:lol6 50.00 isnt to much to spend to find out if its something you want to get good at also :lol Get good... buy Pro type buffer...use as a training tool in the future :lol and all is well says the buffing Gods :lol

  7. Those guys just dont know what there missing :thumb Those last 50 laps of the 600 can be a nail biter.TTS if you want we will do it for fun... so we can dog the other Monday no film.. or for film 20x100 got to order some monday anyway.you can pick first on the other forum and well finish up by saturday evening :lol Your call if you want :bling

  8. I know TTS is a Race fan and I as well and if there is a third that uses Llumar Atr I have a way to make the next race really fun :shock If we have 3 players that are at least a member of the 1000 post club and up to date posting wise...Lets meet on the 1000 post and each pick 4 drivers and at the end of the race throw out the worst finisher and the 3 left add up the way they finished ...and the lowest score wins{Roll of 20 inch ATR 40 0r 35 and the 2 losers send to the winner the film}Make that 600 laps real interesting!My race booky connection finally retired so no more race pool and Im having withdrawls :dunno What yaw think...We can meet at 10pm Eastern time!1000 post club and pick one by one...each taking a pick 1,2,3,3,2,1,1,2,3 :lol6

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