skittles15
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I'm there
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thats an awesome idea and to what eclipse said
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no I just find funny stuff and make fun of FX glad I make you feel good though
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr.Welch himself): If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
The airbag would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grab hold of the radio antenna.
GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per cent of the roads
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why can't this society have respect for the dead, even if it is your "enemy" This shiet boils my blood...
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u been drinkin tonite??
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cripes...not again
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if you like acoustic in minor scales you'll love tantric. I like them but not to the extent of going out and buying their CD. I just downloaded a few of their songs and throw em on a compelation disc. tantric is a lot like days of the new, so if you like them, you'll like tantric. they are at least worth a download
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sweet sweeet sweet thank you TB, I'll have him do a write up how he likes everything and I'll PM it to ya
thanks again
Chris
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haha, thats awesome...probably more fitting for the foo bar though
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yyyyyeeeeeellllllllooooooo its always morning fld...somewhere
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he's tryin to dodge the bullet
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I'll sleep enough when I am dead thats my motto. I'm always on
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yea yea, everybody likes everybody elses avatar...yet nobody says anything about mine don't worry about it, I don't expect much to like metallica
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kinda gets ya right there in the ol' ticker, makes ya proud to be an american
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there are about 15 people on and yet no new posts?? everybody is lurkin tonight :lurkers
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thats adhesive. just get some soap and water, nothing ammonia based because that will kill the tint you would like to keep, soak the window and rub until your arm comes off with a towel thats about the only way you are going to get that stuff off without damaging the first layer of tint
let us know how it turns out
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its relatively new I guess so he is getting crazy requests
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http://www.sr.se/cgi-bin/p1/src/sing/default.asp
type in some lyrics you like and see what happens
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hey all you rightwings out there you guys might enjoy this, lefties be prepared to get pissed
www.protestwarrior.com
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mmmm I love me some hotel california and desperato
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I'll sleep enough when I'm dead...that's my philosophy anyways