Yo Mamma

[Guest 1PEECBARETTA]

yo momma's so fat, she was wearing a Malcome X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on it!

Yo mama's so fat, she got her own zip code

Your momma is so fat she saw a Malcom X jacket, and tried to land her helicopter on it!

[Guest FIREMAN68]

I fight like a butterfly and sting like a bee I phucked YO MAMMA last night now it hurts when I pee!

your mamma is so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

your mamma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

your mamma is so fat she was wearing a yellow rain coat and everybody was yelling TAXI.

your mamma is so fat she went to the zoo and the elephants were jalouse.

your mamma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

ok I can go on forever...

[Guest tinterjim]

yo mamma so ugly she's gotta sneak up on a glass of water.

[Guest 1PEECBARETTA]

[Guest Beeline]

yo mama is so fat she walked across the floor and made the radio skip...

[Guest Eclipse]

Yo momma is so short....she has to look up to see bottom.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.