Man of the House

[Guest willie]

The husband had just got through reading a self help book called

"You can again become the man of the House"

He promptly stormed into the kitchen walked up to his wife and proclaimed " From now on you will need to remember that Im the man of this house and my word is the law." You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight of my choosing and after that will serve me with dessert.

After dessert you will go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of s*x that I want, not you. After that you can draw me a bath so that I may relax a little. You will then wash my back, towel me dry and bring me my robe! Then you will massgae my hands and feet.

Then after that he said"guess who's gonna dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife calmly looked and him and replied "The funeral director would be my guess"

[Guest Tintin' Magician]