man sues after using glue covered toilet..

[Guest tint rookie]

its the new american dream.

house md

[Exact-Oh]

he just went and sat on the toilet without looking to see if their was any @#$% or anything on it, hes just tryin to get paid

[*]335780

No-frickin'-kidding. I can't remember the last time I sat on a public toity seat without checking it for overspray. I am 4|\|4L-retentive enough to wipe the dang thing down with toilet paper before I even think of sitting.

[Guest tint rookie]

heard today on the radio, dude passed a polygraph.

(still dont mean shizzle, all you need is a thumbtack in your shoe and know what a control question is)

[TINT]

heard today on the radio, dude passed a polygraph.

(still dont mean shizzle, all you need is a thumbtack in your shoe and know what a control question is)

[*]336265

usually if a ihave a thumbtack in my shoe my reaction would be "fock!"

[Guest tint rookie]

thats the point (no pun)

you pu tyour toe down on it during the control questions (whats your name, addy, color of your hair) raises your bp heart rate sweat glands fire up.

then you release your toe on the stuff your gonna lie about. all the same things are still elevated because your lying.

but on paper it looks like you told the truth thte whole way through.

[Mdog]

***note to self, go buy a big azz tube of super glue for work tomorrow***