How many?

[Guest zolar]

How many people does it take to change a light bulb on TD.c?...

1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checker.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this thread to alt.lite.bulb.

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this thread, saying that, "We are all using light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this forum."

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brands of light bulb work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."?

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say that this is just what this list was meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for a new list alt.lite.bulb.

38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using nano-ceramic light bulbs.

18 to argue that had proper procedures been followed, the light bulb would not have burned out to begin with.

62 to point out that their light bulbs have never burned out, Because they were legal installations by a pro.

38 to respond that those with bulbs that have not burned out are not power-light-bulb-users or true professionals.

16 post inappropriate comments resulting in the post being moved or deleted

593 lurkers from the light bulb industry just watching quietly

3 users IPs get blocked, and 1 gets banned from the light bub forum forever.

14 posters that just plop down a cute smilie

.........and A goat fukker or two to photochop s*x-acts with a light bulb, just to de-rail the thread

Happy Turkeyday y'all

[Guest zolar]

....and a n00b to start a light bulb poll

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1 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

I resemble that remark

goose-steppin'

[Guest tint rookie]

a fuggit let the biotch tint in the dark

[Guest ninjatinter]

Where might one find a "Nano-ceramic" bulb? I need one fer my jeep!!! LMAO Z!!!