women through the years

[Mr paladin]

What is the difference between girls/women

aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

[Guest zolar]

I could use a story right about now

[Mr paladin]

I could use a story right about now

I am afriad I can't help you there zolar

[Texastintchick]

Damn, I know I am older than 18

[Guest zolar]

I could use a story right about now

I am afriad I can't help you there zolar

not you

I would settle for the three bears and a woobie

[Guest BLACKOUT SoKal]

[Guest autotinter]

[Guest solarspot]

[blade]

[Guest Diamond Tints]

Hahaha that good