Wallet scam - beware

[Guest Tint Technology]

Subject: Wallet scam - beware!

Be warned!!

Wallet theft scam!

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at ASDA

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windolene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to Stetchford.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Be warned

[Slick]

[Guest accurate]

[TintWizard]

[Guest blktbon20s]

this is reallllllll old but still get a good laught from it

[Guest solarspot]

[Guest chocksaway]

Cheers' that gave me a good laugh