willie goes to town

[TINTDESIGNZ]

Willie and his

family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall

for the first time in their lives.

Willie

and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were

amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,

silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy

asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

Willie

(never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno.

I ain't

never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r

what it is.'

While the

boy and Willie were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a

wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls

opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls

closed and the boy and willie watched the small circular number

above the walls light up sequentially.

They

continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the

numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the

walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde

woman stepped out.

Willie

not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son

'Boy...............

..go git cha Momma..............

[Guest losdawg]

[TintDude]

[Guest Beeline]

[tintgoeroe]

[Guest CajunTinter]

:nope

[Guest Texstar]

[Guest willie]

Wait till the missus sees this, shes gonna kick your azz

[big money]

[tint_detective]

Man, I almost choked.... That's funny!!!