you know your a jagoff when........

Mdog · June 22, 2003

you use a leaf blower to dry your vehicle :lol6

Mdog · June 22, 2003

if you have given your car a womans name :lol6 or call it your baby :lol6

Mdog · June 22, 2003

going to the tire shop for new tires makes you "really nervous" :lol6

Mdog · June 22, 2003

your car has never been drove in the rain

Mdog · June 22, 2003

you get caught by the popo for speeding 20 mph over the speed limit and then they bust you for illegal tint that you insisted you must have to look COOL then cry like a baby about it :lol6 on forums and get mad at the police :lol6

Mdog · June 22, 2003

you get pissed when people that are driving a like vehicle....corvette, jeep, dont share the same "enthusiasm as you do" and dont wave at your silly ass when you wave at them like a jagoff :lol6

Mdog · June 22, 2003

you remove your front liscense plate knowing its illegal to do so (in some states) but your sooooo @nal and can`t stand the sight of it so you take it off, then you get pulled over and get ticketed for it, then you feel the need to cry to people about it :confused on how you were wronged.

Mdog · June 22, 2003

when you take a black car and put limo all around, tail light black outs, head light blackouts, and paint the rims black and cal it "stealth" :lol6 dont forget your darth vader helmet while your driving it :lol6