you know your a jagoff when........

[TintDude]

when you take a black car and put limo all around, tail light black outs, head light blackouts, and paint the rims black and cal it "stealth" dont forget your darth vader helmet while your driving it

[Guest thetintshop]

you gas up BEFORE washing so no gas will spill out and "ruin" your clean car

[Guest thetintshop]

you put armor all on your tires AFTER you get where your going so it doesn't collect dust

[Guest thetintshop]

you wash your car in the rain, just because it's wash day

[Guest thetintshop]

you wax the inside of the bed of your truck

[Guest thetintshop]

you armor all the hoses on the engine

[Guest thetintshop]

you turn your floor mats upside down, or buy cheapo wal-mart rubber mats to cover the factory ones

[Mdog]

you go to get a plastic bedliner and you give the installer a jar of "vasoline" to smear on the bed so the plastic dont scratch it overtime

now that one is a true story I seen that one here at longhorn, damn airman

[Guest thetintshop]

you use any type of seat covers

[Guest thetintshop]

you have a cell phone antennae, "for looks"