??shittle me this mullethead??

[Guest TINTFXold]

why does your mother have a mole on her back that's forms the letters "ima ho"??

[Guest TINTFXold]

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side

[Guest TINTFXold]

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

[Guest TINTFXold]

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"

Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"

[Guest TINTFXold]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:

"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

[Guest TINTFXold]

that little pecker ducked out on me :thumb

[TintDude]

FX, yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

[Guest TINTFXold]

aahhhhh HELL NAW........

Td, Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

[TintDude]

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

[Guest TINTFXold]

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

and Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.