How funny are you?

[Texastintchick]

My attempt....

There once was a woman from zar

Who wouldn't let any man go to far

Then she met Nick

Who gave her hiney a lick

Now she bends over fast

Afraid it won't last

She ties Nick up to a bar

[TintDude]

[Texastintchick]

I thought it was funny

Sad, I crack myself up :inot

[Guest Total tint]

kinda thought it was funny my self

[oldtinter]

[Texastintchick]

There once was a man from nantuckit

His beep was so big he could suckit

He never left his house

Cause he did not need a spouse

And he did not have pants big enough to tuckit

Now thats funny

[Mr paladin]

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

[Texastintchick]

[Mr paladin]

Bad reception

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"

"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

[Mr paladin]

her is one,what is the most popular pickup line in a gay bar?