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of all the things we agrue about here on TD. seems that the one subject we handle best is religion (ironic as that is)

priest actually used this one in his sermon. thought id share. should get a grin or two.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was bilingual.

3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But then there were equally good arguments that...

JESUS WAS BLACK

1. He called everybody "brother."

2. He liked Gospel music.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were equally good arguments that...

JESUS WAS JEWISH

1. He went to His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 30.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that...

JESUS WAS ITALIAN

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that...

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that...

JESUS WAS IRISH

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But then there were equally good arguments that...

JESUS WAS A WOMAN

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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