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Willie, I got you a "priceless" gift.... I decided to share with you some untold knowledge so you could conitinue to impress the women; like Chick Tinter and many, many more women for years to come.... Use this knowledge and you will thank me for years to come my friend.... So here goes -- use these pickup lines and you are guaranteed to score BIGTIME:

1) Did you fart, ?cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there ! a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a

light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until

the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts

tighten up.

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funny Willie..... :beer

I needed that.... :beer

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

:beer

:beer Hope you and your family are safe.

This will give us some fun for the weekend when the other sget back and some of the other show up.

I'll be toasted and roasted before the weekends up :lol2

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Willie, I got you a "priceless" gift.... I decided to share with you some untold knowledge so you could conitinue to impress the women; like Chick Tinter and many, many more women for years to come.... Use this knowledge and you will thank me for years to come my friend.... So here goes -- use these pickup lines and you are guaranteed to score BIGTIME:

1) Did you fart, ?cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there ! a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a

light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until

the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts

tighten up.

Thanks dude and your welcome for the tickets -tell Denny I said high :beer

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