... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST

[mjs]

I did a search for "cleaver" to see if anyone was using one, and luckily, someone misspelling "clever" led me to this gem.

Like MDog said in that thread, you really have to picture Jeff Foxworthy doing them for the full effect.

Here's a few more... Add to the list!

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If you have to squeegee around what you consider "acceptable specs"... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If a customer thinks he's being filmed for an episode of Punk'd when he picks up his car... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you only stock 5% film and $99 includes two layers... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If your customers get strips of sunburn through light gaps... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If one of your back glass shrinking tools is a fire extinguisher... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you have to register at TD just to defend your youtube videos... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST. (Inspired by Mr. P )

If "SLANGIN' DARK PAPAS LIKE A HIZZO" appears anywhere on your resume... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If cleaning the glass first makes absolutely no difference in the quality of your work... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If the customer's tint blows off on the drive home... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If a store declines your credit card because it has been diagonally cut in half... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you proudly post a picture of your work on Tintdude.com and the nicest reply you get is "LOL!!! "... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you live in your work van... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If Wal-mart is giving you a volume discount on tint... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you've ever picked up a gallon of milk, shoes, cat food and a roll of tint at the same store... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If not tinting the windshield is considered a "special request"... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If a lawyer tells you to remove pictures from your business site because they're stolen from TINT_TERRORIST's MySpace page... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If your idea of crease removal is Photoshopping them out before posting pics on TD... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If the only reason you never get bubbles around defroster lines is because "they're on the inside"... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If the only reason you charge more than $99 for a car is because you burn through 140 feet of film to Git'r Done... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you ever thought, "Hey, I'll have to try that"--while reading through this list... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If wearing a helmet seems like a better idea than picking liners up off the floor... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If your nearest competitor has removed the exact amount of tint that you've installed... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you're too drunk to tint... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST. (Direct Foxworthy rip... "too drunk to fish" is a favorite. )

If you order a 100 feet of film as a "case" instead of a "roll"... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you can't tell that you just drove into a lake through all of the bubbles in your tint... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you've been tinting for years and still think people are messing with you when they ask, "Aren't you supposed to remove the liner?"... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If you've never seen the same customer twice... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

If the number of panels that you have broken is higher than the number of windows you've tinted... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

Okay, I'm tapped out... add to the list!

[Slick]

:dunno

[Mdog]

Picturing foxworthy saying it cracks me up

[mjs]

Thought of another one:

If your idea of finishing up a job is throwing a tool and declaring, "F_CK IT... GOOD ENOUGH!"... you might be a TINT_TERRORIST.

Picturing foxworthy saying it cracks me up

It's definitely all in the delivery.

[Guest CajunTinter]

Now that's some funny shiat !!!!

[Guest willie]

awesome

[Guest tintgod]

how about:

if you use your spit to apply your tints and lick your squeegee as a slipping agent ..you might be a tint_terrorist

[Guest losdawg]

If you use scraps of tint to do a back window....

[Guest haroldshouseoftint]

how about:

if you use your spit to apply your tints and lick your squeegee as a slipping agent ..you might be a tint_terrorist

sometimes I lick my squeege

[tint45]

sometimes I lick my squeege

Works on the quick.