Newfoundland decares war on USA

[running free]

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President

Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone

rang.

"Hallo,

President Obama " a heavily accented voice said.

"This is Archie, up ere at

the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland ,

Canada , eh? I am callin'

to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on

ya!"

"Well Archie,"

Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !

How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments

calculation "there is

myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick,

and the whole dart team

from the pub. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you

Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to

move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call

ya back!"

Sure enough,

the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the

war is still on! We have

managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would

that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a

bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must

tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000

armored personnel

carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a

half million since we last

spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be

getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. "

President Obama , the

war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves

airborne! We up an' modified

Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in

the cockpit, and four boys

from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a

minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you

Archie that I have 10,000

bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is

surrounded by

laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we

last spoke, I've

increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have

ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "

President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we

have had to call off

dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack .

"Why the sudden

change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat

ourselves

down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come

to realize dat dere's

no way we can feed two million prisoners.."

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[Booms]

[Guest accurate]

That ain't right..........

[Guest tintguy31707]

[Carmeltinting.com]

Love it! Very cute.

[watchdaride]

[tint123]

I got a good laugh outta that one !