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The Ugly Bus

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and

everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have

they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before

they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I

want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous

too. "Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last

guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,

laughing his ass off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

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A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..."

A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiot ..."

-- True so very true.

That one about had me choking and in tears laughing !!! :coffee

Funny stuff also TTS!

Every time I think I've heard 'em all someone posts something new.

I'll have to dig up some new ones myself.

Thanks for the laughs. :lol

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Here's an old one;

Red riding hood's headin' through the woods off to grandma's house, out from a tree jumps the Rabbit, "Riding hood riding hood, you best watch out the big bad wolf is looking for you, when he catches you he's gonna f**k your brains out".

"No he's not"

"Yes he is, he told me earlier that if he catches you he's gonna f**k your brains out".

"No he's not" Pulling a gun out from her basket and pointing at Rabbit. "I have a gun, see"?

"I warned you", says Rabbit.

Riding hood continues on through the woods to grandma's where all of a sudden Mr Squirrel jumps out from behind a rock,"Riding hood riding hood, you best watch out the big bad wolf is looking for you, when he catches you he's gonna f**k your brains out"

"No he's not", says Riding hood.

"Yes he is, he told me earlier today that if he catches you he's gonna f**k your brains out".

"No he's not" Pulling a gun out from her basket and pointing at Mr Squirrel. "I have a gun, see"?

"I warned you", says Squirrel.

Riding hood continues on through the woods to grandma's until low and behold the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a bush,"Riding hood riding hood, you best watch out I'm gonna f**k your brains out"

"No you're not"

"Yes I am, it's time. I've told the entire forest I'm gonna f**k your brains out".

"No you're not" Pulling a gun out from her basket and pointing at the wolf's nose. "I have a gun, see...

... and you're gonna eat me like the storybook says you did"!

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