SQUEEGEE'S JOKE OF THE DAY

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

FART FOOTBALL

An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when the old man passes gas

and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score"

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm

ahead 14 to 7"

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie

score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field Goal,

I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he

strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it

everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

[TintDude]

[Guest gtinter02]

Two snakes were basking in the sun. One says to the other, " Hey...are we poisonous?" The other says "Certainly...why do you ask?"

"I just bit my tongue!"

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, " ...does this taste funny to you ?"

I know. It's corney. I got a kick out of it.

[TintDude]

[Guest S and S]

I thought it was funny!!!

[Guest thetintshop]

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say,

"Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah", he rode off very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

"Oh, no...

'Bible...Church!...Please Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man.

[TintDude]

[Guest Braud Spectrum]

[oldtinter]