Last One To Post #869

Super Dave · June 30, 2018

I couldn’t tell you, I always change it as quickly as I can without being rude. It seems there’s always music in every show that gives it away. That’s always my que to keep walking straight through the house to the back yard and grab a Corona.

highplains · June 30, 2018

3 minutes ago, Super Dave said:

@no ma'am

I couldn’t tell you, I always change it as quickly as I can without being rude. It seems there’s always music in every show that gives it away. That’s always my que to keep walking straight through the house to the back yard and grab a Corona.

:yeah except for the Corona :piss water

no ma'am · June 30, 2018

@highplains never thought I'd be this much of a wuss.... promise I'll break my Olfa blade off the first methafecker looks at my lil girl weird :bat :olfa IMG_4408.PNG.09d299bd26b0a0c6fa63d6d49fe35b9b.PNG

Super Dave · June 30, 2018

@no ma'am @highplains

I’ll tell y’all, I was terrified of having a girl! [both times] have 2 boys. But the 2 main reasons I couldn’t have a girl are as follows:

i am 100% sure that after 14 yrs of marriage, my wife has never heard me tell her no. There’s definitely no way I could discipline a little version of her.

Secondly, my retirement would be spent in some sort of incarceration for beating the hell out a young boy/man for mistreating/taking advantage of her.